If you’re one of the lucky attendees on board for Holy Ship! this year, be sure to be extra careful and try not to fornicate with the pizza being offered on deck.
Yes, you read that correctly — thanks to a rather unsavory mishap that occurred during one of the fest’s previous years, the staff for Holy Ship! decided to release a this public service announcement discouraging this type of inappropriate behavior with any food being offered during the fest:
“…we must remind you that food available in the cafe are for consumption only. Due to incidents in previous on previous sailing where patrons engaged in uncouth behavior in the cafe, we feel it is our duty to remind our guests that pizza is for eating, not fornicating. Sexual acts with our handcrafted pizzas can bring unintended health consequences and can pose a safety hazard for other passengers abroad our journey..”
The image of the PSA was originally tweeted by one of the fests performers, Kill The Noise.
See it in full below:
