Deadmau5 has been on fire today on twitter, he attacked the biggest edm festivals, and he turned every dj name into crazy acronyms.
Aright 🙂 that wraps up my first annual #acromau5 outta all 50 djs who had a sense of humour, I can count one on my middle finger who didn’t
— dead mow cinco (@deadmau5) May 6, 2016
It all started with Deadmau5 taking a potshot at EDC (Electric Daisy Carnival) by giving it a new funny name.
Electric Daisy Carnival (EDC)
EDC = Economic Disaster Clearance https://t.co/NHDhcsbgqv
— dead mow cinco (@deadmau5) May 5, 2016
Tomorrowland
Tomorrow Land – Terrifyingly Opressive Moguls Own Rights, Raping Our Wallets. Lawyers, Accountants, No Dimes.
— dead mow cinco (@deadmau5) May 5, 2016
Coachella
choachella – Cunty Old Artists Centered Here, Even Lisa Lohan Attends.
— dead mow cinco (@deadmau5) May 5, 2016
Ultra Music Festival
Underaged Liberal Teens Releasing Angst. https://t.co/LTdkgN6SXw
— dead mow cinco (@deadmau5) May 5, 2016
And from there, it just kind of snowballed. Suddenly fans were throwing out pretty much every Electronic Dance Music DJ on the circuit for Deadmau5 to ridicule.
David Guetta
garbage unearthed. every track, terrible. Annoying. https://t.co/kaTrCXJcbQ
— dead mow cinco (@deadmau5) May 5, 2016
Hardwell
HARDly Writes Edm. loves lennar. https://t.co/sGGND0SL3L
— dead mow cinco (@deadmau5) May 5, 2016
Chainsmokers
Can’t hold an instrumental note structure. Mostly on knees, eating ratchet snatch. #acromau5 https://t.co/9CtSh85uOD
— dead mow cinco (@deadmau5) May 6, 2016
Afrojack
A Ferrari rekt, or jaguar accident? Car knowledge. #acromau5 https://t.co/jIneGFv9Ml
— dead mow cinco (@deadmau5) May 6, 2016
another ferrari ridden, only just another crash, killed. https://t.co/jfUuulKvZc
— dead mow cinco (@deadmau5) May 5, 2016
Marshmello
music abuse. really? sucks. how many events look like offers? https://t.co/iD3R4VlEFM
— dead mow cinco (@deadmau5) May 5, 2016
Axwell
After xanax, will eventually listen, later. https://t.co/wFhniofw2a
— dead mow cinco (@deadmau5) May 5, 2016
Axwell /\ Ingrosso
(double feature) Another xtacy washout enters label life. – Inside news: ghost recorded. Older shit sounds original. https://t.co/vDfmNQdeb6
— dead mow cinco (@deadmau5) May 6, 2016
Zedd
zero events deserve dillon. https://t.co/kbNFARYoh5
— dead mow cinco (@deadmau5) May 5, 2016
Tiesto
Trance is ending, should try overdosing. https://t.co/2jeICcVRvq
— dead mow cinco (@deadmau5) May 5, 2016
Carnage
constantly annoying, releases nothing, abuses good events. https://t.co/sHfWciNNtG
— dead mow cinco (@deadmau5) May 5, 2016
Skrillex
Silly kid really impresses little lads, enhances xanax. https://t.co/k7rsGHQcj9
— dead mow cinco (@deadmau5) May 5, 2016
Diplo
douchebag in pretty lipstick, obvious. https://t.co/YOA1zc5nH2
— dead mow cinco (@deadmau5) May 5, 2016
Paris Hilton
Proving all rejects in stilettos have innate, legitimate “talent” ok. No. #acromau5 https://t.co/Gcd4DLbJrS
— dead mow cinco (@deadmau5) May 6, 2016
Mija
Maybe I’ll just abort. #acromau5 https://t.co/pICEFQIgve
— dead mow cinco (@deadmau5) May 6, 2016
KSHMR
Kiddie shit, home made records. @KSHMRmusic #acromau5 https://t.co/6wEE1R7zBM
— dead mow cinco (@deadmau5) May 6, 2016
Chris Lake
Chris’s head really is super large. Actually, kinda enormous. @chrislake #acromau5 https://t.co/CyuNN9xxJJ
— dead mow cinco (@deadmau5) May 6, 2016
Galantis
God awful, lousy album. No talent in sight. https://t.co/6xzi32Bocd
— dead mow cinco (@deadmau5) May 6, 2016
NGHTMRE
Nobody got hired to make records enjoyable? https://t.co/roUt57BsG2
— dead mow cinco (@deadmau5) May 6, 2016
Bassnectar
Because another stupid sellout needs event cash to advertise records. https://t.co/uqxxWxeYxZ
— dead mow cinco (@deadmau5) May 6, 2016
Krewella
Kindly refund everyone’s wallet. Everyone loves lawsuits anyway. https://t.co/8TwGBebG34
— dead mow cinco (@deadmau5) May 6, 2016
Mad Decent
Made another dollar doing everything cheap. Nice try. https://t.co/S5txkclupP
— dead mow cinco (@deadmau5) May 6, 2016
OWSLA
Oh wow. Shit label, amirite? https://t.co/F3mHDRhmCY
— dead mow cinco (@deadmau5) May 6, 2016
Monstercat
Mostly other noobs shit tracks. Ever reconsidered career? all terrible. https://t.co/TuY6Y8FNGh
— dead mow cinco (@deadmau5) May 6, 2016
Alison Wonderland
Another lame ingrate singing on NOTHING. Will obviously need deaf engineers recording. Lol. And nobody dances. https://t.co/6AmbQdvNQE
— dead mow cinco (@deadmau5) May 6, 2016
NERVO
Not even relevant. Votes over. https://t.co/dPNO9plgAh
— dead mow cinco (@deadmau5) May 6, 2016
Edm.com
Employs delusional monkeys. Cringeworthy, obviously… Meh. https://t.co/r4hNKVfbEZ
— dead mow cinco (@deadmau5) May 6, 2016
Deorro
doesnt even own real recordings, oh?
citation for humor points: https://t.co/7Ysul7Tas0 https://t.co/tMy0eOhDVd
— dead mow cinco (@deadmau5) May 6, 2016
Carl Cox
considering, always, retirement living coz of X. https://t.co/gAHHB4ixj3
— dead mow cinco (@deadmau5) May 6, 2016
DVBBS
doubly vile beat box shit. https://t.co/1CDOgAujPF
— dead mow cinco (@deadmau5) May 6, 2016
Armin Van Buuren
Armin – always ruining music in Netherlands. https://t.co/CtxIMX0zRH
— dead mow cinco (@deadmau5) May 6, 2016
Dillon Francis
Dillon Francis – dude is looking like one nasty fucking reject. A nexus CD in sync. https://t.co/Ej4t9c3xmU
— dead mow cinco (@deadmau5) May 6, 2016
Martin Garrix
made animals, real tard. its nonsense. gives aneurysms. really really, is xenophobic……. BOOOOOOM 10/10 https://t.co/3hpJI5qCZG
— dead mow cinco (@deadmau5) May 6, 2016
Daft Punk
dumb ass french twats. please undergo numerous killings. https://t.co/XuEU81S84l
— dead mow cinco (@deadmau5) May 5, 2016
Eric Prydz
Eric Pryds – Everyone really insists, constantly, pouting rudely, “yo, drop!” suckers. https://t.co/w6PvnVOLIt
— dead mow cinco (@deadmau5) May 5, 2016
BT
brain tumor. https://t.co/dYR3yYLwmu
— dead mow cinco (@deadmau5) May 5, 2016
Laidback Luke
lousy, amatuer ingrate DJ, begging another comeback, likely upset, killing everything. https://t.co/f6MVYnXJz0
— dead mow cinco (@deadmau5) May 5, 2016
Kaskade
Kinda abnoxious, still, kardasians are definitely enjoyable. https://t.co/dGPyqdfYUY
— dead mow cinco (@deadmau5) May 5, 2016
Flume
funny, lets undermine music everyone! https://t.co/s6N1uc0RrJ
— dead mow cinco (@deadmau5) May 5, 2016
Steve Aoki
automatically overrated. kindly implode. https://t.co/Bf7ScTgT5D
— dead mow cinco (@deadmau5) May 5, 2016
Avicii
retired. https://t.co/zy2p6gKX05
— dead mow cinco (@deadmau5) May 5, 2016
